The Airing of Grievances: LOST
February 19, 2009
What I know about LOST:
- While hunting, Locke finds a hatch.
- Some crazy bitch tries to kill Locke because her brother died.
- Locke is pretty shady, but cool with me.
- There is time travel.
- The island disappears and seems to be controlled by The Wizard.
- Desmond almost goes crazy via time travel, but figures shit out.
- Someone got raped.
What I don’t know about LOST:
- How everyone got on the island.
- How some people got off.
- Why those people want to go back.
- What the government has to do with it.
- TIME TRAVEL?
- How a wheel moved AN ENTIRE ISLAND.
What I know about real life:
- Islands don’t move.
- People don’t travel through time.
- No bitch is that loyal.
- Body hair does not suspend itself in time.
- I haven’t had a TV in two years.